Now that Sam Worthington has saved all Pandora in Avatar, what does a hero do next? Take on the gods, of course! Here’s a much better look at the remake of Clash of the Titans.

More iron. More men. Mickey Rourke kicking butt and Scarlett Johansson in black leather. Want a taste? Sure ya do.

Oh, you FORGOT what day it was, did you? That’s okay, just try not to think about it.

2012 finally arrives (two years early) to destroy everything we know and kill billions of people (what fun!) Then there’s Pirate Radio, the first of at least a dozen Indie films we’re sure Philip Seymour Hoffman will appear in before Christmas. The Messenger is NOT the prequel to The Messengers (do not be fooled), and George Clooney, when not staring at goats, is The Fantastic Mr. Fox.

Go see a movie tonight and everything will be juuuuuuuuuuuust fine.

Wait… can you actually name a movie that? Anyway, here’s the next generation of Mystery Men, coming at ya April 2010.

This isn’t your father’s Clash of the Titans. Then again, it also looks like the sequel to 300, so there you are. Check it out: