Vampires vs. Werewolves vs. Aliens
It’s not the plot of the next Roland Emmerich flick, just what you’ll see in theaters this weekend.
Assuming there’s any tickets left unsold, The Twilight Saga: New Moon furthers a timeless tale of teen angst, spotty mythology, and spiked hair (with matching eyebrows). Of course, the only way to compete with all that mussed hair is to have hair all over your body (except in human form because no self-respecting werewolf would be seen without a shaved human chest.) Think that goes for the female werewolves, too?
Anyway, assuming there are any theaters left to show it, Planet 51 features an astronaut who lands on an alien planet to discover that he’s the actual “alien” there. And it STILL doesn’t sound like “The Rock” as the voice of the astronaut.
» Dig around in these buried remains...
- In the Trailers for Planet 51 … 11/10/2009
- The Humans are Coming! The Humans are Coming! 2/8/2006
- Aliens, Monsters, & Vikings in ‘Outlander’ 8/23/2006
- Not-So Hidden Remake 2/8/2006
- Review: ‘Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny’ 11/29/2006
- Rocker vs. Bunny vs. Death Race vs. Longshots 8/22/2008
- Sharks and Friday Nights 10/12/2004
