Review: ‘The Dictator’ (committing crimes against humanity for hilarity)

Do you find rape, murder, oppression, and gross ignorance hilarious? The Dictator hopes you do.

His Excellency, Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen), supreme ruler of the Republic of Wadiya, is ordered to appear before “the jackals” who run the so-called United Nations. It seems Aladeen is intent on developing nuclear weapons and, of course, refuses to let UN inspectors in to see if he’s really about to do so. Unfortunately, the world’s last dictator has envious enemies around every corner, and a vile betrayal in New York City finds Aladeen on the streets, penniless, and unrecognizable. When a local activist (Anna Faris) takes him in out of pity, Aladeen is given the means to take back his regime, but will he still be the kind of kindly, iron-fist ruler his beloved oppressed people have come to pretend to love?

Most Americans know comedic actor Sacha Baron Cohen as the voice of King Julian in the Madagascar movies, but they may also know him as Ali G, Borat, Bruno, and a host of other egotists who are so distinctly different that they are virtually unrecognizable as the same person. Cohen is a brilliantly metamorphic comedian that is rarely ever caught breaking character, but one similarity that most of the characters demonstrate is a complete disregard for anyone outside of their closed-off little worlds. Where most of Cohen’s films exploit non-actors falling for his ruse, this dictator has been banished to one of those flash-in-the-pan SNL movies, the ones that probably sounded funnier on paper and where the filmmakers had more fun than their intended audience.

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Trailer: ‘House At The End Of The Street’ (at least it’s not the last on the left) #hates

Did you enjoy Jennifer Lawrence as Katniss in The Hunger Games? Let’s see how well she survives a local murder house (without her bow and only half a shirt).

From IMDB: “A mother (Elisabeth Shue) and daughter (Jennifer Lawrence) move to a new town and find themselves living next door to a house where a young girl murdered her parents. When the daughter befriends the surviving son, she learns the story is far from over.”

Thanks to MovieVine for the severed head’s up.

Trailer 2: ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ (don’t axe… okay, go a head)

There’s no secret how much love I have for producer Tim Burton, but if you’re not already familiar with the work of director Timur Bekmambetov, you’re about to be (and it looks like he just keeps getting better). Much love for the axe!

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter explores the secret life of one of the greatest US presidents, and the untold story that shaped a nation. Visionary filmmakers Tim Burton and Timur Bekmambetov (director of Wanted) bring a fresh and visceral voice to the bloodthirsty lore of the vampire, imagining Lincoln as history’s greatest hunter of the undead.

Starring Benjamin Walker, Dominic Cooper, Anthony Mackie and Mary Elizabeth Winstead. Screenplay is by Seth Grahame-Smith, based on his novel Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Produced by Tim Burton and directed by Timur Bekmambetov.

Trailer: ‘Dark Shadows’ (what sorcery is this?)

The original “Dark Shadows” was a campy, black and white supernatural soap opera remade years later as an over-serious drama. Tim Burton’s gothic-theatrical take seems intent on celebrating the absurd while playing the obvious ridiculousness straight-laced. It worked for Alice in Wonderland, so here’s hoping.

Tim Burton’s Dark Shadows movie, starring Johnny Depp as Barnabas Collins. All content copyright Warner Bros.

Trailer: ‘Frankenweenie’ (the end… or is it?)

The 1984 short Tim Burton film (that was reviled by Disney bosses at the time and hidden away before it’s eeeeevil creator made a name for himself) gets the stop-motion treatment.

Frankenweenie is an upcoming 3D black-and-white stop motion-animated film, directed by Tim Burton, and it is a remake of the Burton’s 1984 short film of the same name. Like the 1984 version, it is a parody of and a homage to the 1931 film Frankenstein based on Mary Shelley’s book of the same name. In the film, a boy named Victor loses his dog and uses the power of science to bring it back to life. The film is scheduled for release on October 5, 2012, and it will be the first stop-motion film to be released in IMAX 3D.

Plot:
After the death of his beloved dog Sparky, young Victor harnesses the power of science to bring him back to life. Victor tries to hide his creation, but Sparky gets out and causes havoc in the town.

Official Websites: http://www.facebook.com/FrankenweenieMovie

Full Trailer: ‘Avengers Assemble’ (Oh. My. God. And yours, even.)

Please let the whole movie rock this hard, Joss.

When an unexpected enemy emerges that threatens global safety and security, Nick Fury, Director of the international peacekeeping agency known as SHIELD, finds himself in need of a team to pull the world back from the brink of disaster. Spanning the globe, a daring recruitment effort begins.

Marvel Avengers Assemble continues the epic big-screen adventures started in “Iron Man,” “The Incredible Hulk,” “Iron Man 2,” “Thor” and “Captain America: The First Avenger”. Starring Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett Johansson, Jeremy Renner and Samuel L. Jackson, and directed by Joss Whedon, “Marvel Avengers Assemble” is based on the ever-popular Marvel comic book series “The Avengers,” first published in 1963 and a comics institution ever since.

Unrated Trailer: ‘Sushi Girl’ (served up cold and eaten raw)

Gotta love this cast: Tony Todd, James Duval, Noah Hathaway, Andy Mackenzie, Mark Hamill, and Cortney Palm. And can anyone tell me when Mark Hamill turned into Philip Seymore Hoffman? Holy morphing actors, Batman!

Synopsis:
Fish has spent six years in jail. Six years alone. Six years keeping his mouth shut about the robbery, about the other men involved. The night he is released, the four men he protected with silence celebrate his freedom with a congratulatory dinner. The meal is a lavish array of sushi, served off the naked body of a beautiful young woman. The sushi girl seems catatonic, trained to ignore everything in the room, even if things become dangerous. Sure enough, the four unwieldy thieves can’t help but open old wounds in an attempt to find their missing loot.

http://www.sushigirlmovie.com/