Is Christopher Nolan becoming the new M. Night Shyamalan?
Dust storms sweeping across the midplains are choking off civilization as crops are going extinct in a global blight. In this doomed future world, government education is pushing for more farmers while denying that science programs ever accomplished anything (ie the moon landings were faked). A frustrated once-aspiring astronaut (Matthew McConaughey) is given the chance to find a habital world for all of mankind after discovering that NASA has gone underground – and they have a plan. Unfortunately, the real problem is one of logistics, and even as one man’s hope for his family pushes him beyond our solar system, the stark reality of what he must do to save his species may be more than any human being should be asked.
Setting his bigger-than-life sights on a high-concept space genre flick, director Christopher Nolan appears to have cribbed the smarter parts of the scripted Lost in Space movie before retrofitting it with The Hand of God. If you can get past this bit of Looper-esque science fiction, the movie isn’t bad so much as it’s overlong. Triumph of the human spirit, survival at any cost, and more end-of-humanity drama than you can shake a stick at is underwhelmed by running time and jumps in the narrative almost as confusing as jumps in space-time continuity. If you thought Inception was tough to follow through layers of dreams, try keeping up with when “now” is from beginning to end. Continue reading →
This is what happens when the creator of the end-of-the-world car-wars movie decides to reinvent his own genre.
In an apocalyptic wasteland, Max (Tom Hardy) is haunted by the faces of people begging to be saved, presumably because he failed to do so or never tried. Taken down by a gang of gearhead wastelanders, Max is kept in captivity for his healthy blood to allow the dying to live a little longer. An opportunity to escape presents itself when he’s taken for a ride to run down a renegade fuel driver (Charlize Theron), but when he discovers the real cargo she’s carrying, he’ll have to decide if risking his freedom and survival is worth helping others who need it just as badly.
With the latest attempt to make the summer moviegoing experience into a theme park ride, Mad Max returns to theaters to declare the apocalyptic wasteland crazy and fun again (for us to watch, not for the characters). The madness is in our face this time, getting a view of the horror behind Max’s eyeballs; you almost hope the end comes quickly for him, but going down without a fight isn’t his style. One particular change is how much screen time is handed over to Charlize Theron, so much so that it’s hard to see her as a supporting cast member; along with the rest of the re-invention, women holding their own instead of allowing themselves to be merely a commodity is central to the plot. Feminist? Absolutely. Detrimental to the film? Not in the slightest. Continue reading →
Investigating a way to better predict earthquakes, a CalTech professor (Paul Giamatti) finds out his new technology works very well when the Hoover Dam collapses. Unfortunately, his new data is predicting a massive earthquake along the San Andreas fault with almost no time to warn anyone. Helicopter rescue pilot Ray (Dwayne Johnson) is on his way to Las Vegas to assist when a call from his wife (Carla Gugino) diverts him back to Los Angeles. With downtown LA shaking apart, Ray’s daughter (Alexandra Daddario) has no idea that the biggest quake is heading her way: San Francisco.
A by-the-numbers broken family mended by surviving a disaster plot, this bare-bones story works as a framework for lots of cool special effects – seriously, what else were you expecting? To its credit, San Andreas dispenses with ridiculous complications like those employed in 2012 and The Day After Tomorrow. There’s even a bit of the old “trying but failing to save everyone survivor’s guilt trope” here, but just enough to move things along. Yes…yes, it looks like Dwayne Johnson is really ACTING in a few of those sad scenes reconciling with Carla Gugino – hey, it’s Carla Gugino: step it up! Continue reading →
Underdeveloped characters and a meandering middle act culminates into the ending we want to see, but is it worth the 3D ticket and a OMG super-theater sound system? Hells yeah.
After the famous failure of John Hammond’s dinosaur park, the realization of the late entrepeneur’s dream at last comes to fruition: Jurassic World. Bigger than it was originally envisioned, the ten-year old park is losing visitors, prompting the park scientists into thinking outside the genetics box: cooking up their own hybrid creature. When their prize asset escapes, corporate suit Claire (Bryce Dallas Howard) enlists the local dino wrangler (Chris Pratt) to find her two nephews missing in the park. Meanwhile, a military-minded slug (Vincent D’Onofrio) decides to take the opportunity to provide a demonstration of using InGen dino-power for future battlefield operations. What could possibly go wrong?
Twenty years have passed since the wonder of Jurassic Park, the ultimate zoo where extinct dinosaurs roam the earth again. With advances in film technology and real-world technology, the new park is a state-of-the-art containment system that allows human meat to look giant predators in the eye and feel superior – until the running and screaming, of course. Mirroring the original story and cast, it felt like a step backward trading a corporate robot for the lady scientist lead and saddling our requisite “kids in danger” with homegrown family issues. Still, the writers clearly knew what they wanted for an ending and that doesn’t disappoint. Continue reading →
May 22-25, 2015: Writer guest (confirmed) at Comicpalooza in Houston, Texas and representing MovieCrypt.com. He’ll be on the following panels if you’re in any way entertained by who he is and are so inclined to attend:
Friday, May 22 at 11:30AM – The Storytelling of Star Wars (Panel, PG, 1 hour) Panel Rm 03 – 350B
Saturday, May 23 at 2:30PM – No-Holds-Barred Critique Workshop (Workshop, PG-13, 3 hours) Panel Rm 21 – 352A
Monday, May 25 at 1:00PM – Must-Watch TV: The Best of Fantasy and Horror on Television (Panel, PG-13, 1 hour) Panel Rm 05 – 350C
A real-time technological/paranormal twist on the found-footage concept.
On the anniversary of the suicide of her friend Laura Barns (Heather Sossaman), high school senior Blaire (Shelley Hennig) recalls that fateful night by watching a video of the suicide that keeps reappearing online each time it’s taken down. Later when cybering with her boyfriend Mitch (Matthew Bohrer) over a video chat, three friends all join in the conference: Matt’s best friend Adam (Will Peltz), Blaire’s friend Jess (Renee Olstead), and their mandatory gamer/hacker/joker buddy Ken (Jacob Wysocki). Being a convenient evening when none of their parents are at any of their homes at that exact time, an univited blank image appears in the chat conference that won’t go away…just before a direct message appears on Blaire’s screen from someone claiming to be Laura herself, back from the dead.
This probably sounded like a cheap idea on paper – a budget horror film that is literally watching someone’s computer screen in real-time – but what’s impressive is just how effective it is. Insulated behind the relative safety of a digital screen and a web browser, little things begin to go wrong until that safety is turned into a trap when the usual escape of disconnecting is proven fatal. It’s a virtual And Then There Were None story (or Ten Little Indians) where secret relationships are revealed as the body count rises. Of course, if you don’t care what a bunch of snot-nosed whippersnappers are doing to one another over social media (and good riddance to them), you’re probably not going to care if a ghost in the machine is bumping them off. That said, if you let it under your skin and are familiar with the technology, it’s a twisted little tale with a clever in-concept payoff at the end. Continue reading →
Exhausting in the best way – like seeing everything in one day on a two-park ticket to an Orlando resort.
Following a tip from Director Coulson (Clark Gregg) on “Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.” (not actually in the film, but hey, “it’s all connected”), the Avengers catch up to Hydra scientist Baron Strucker (Thomas Kretschmann) and capture Loki’s missing scepter, aka The Glowstick of Destiny. The only survivors of Strucker’s experiments to enhance humans are the Maximoff twins Pietro (Aaron Taylor-Johnson) and Wanda (Elizabeth Olsen); to quote Maria Hill (Cobie Smulders): “He’s fast and she’s weird.” Realizing that the scepter isn’t supernatural but technological, Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) convinces Bruce Banner (Mark Ruffalo) to use it to jumpstart a dormant A.I. program called Ultron, designed to create “a shield around the world.” The experiment works…all too well, as Ultron (James Spader) comes to life as Stark’s android doppelgänger opposite, escaping into the internet after an attack attempt on our heroes. Recruiting the Maximoff twins with promises of destroying the Avengers and particularly Tony Stark for causing collateral damage, Ultron has far dire plans in mind: destroying all humanity.
Writer/director/producer Joss Whedon looked like he’d been run over after finishing this film, and it’s no wonder: it took a lot to top the last outing of The Avengers. Age of Ultron tops the original in every way, from camaraderie and humorous team interaction to pure superhero bliss…and yet, somehow it felt like less. The problem may be one of timing; this Avengers sequel wasn’t really competing with its predecessor so much as it was trying to top Captain America: The Winter Soldier, a film so good it made Age of Ultron feel like a step backwards – if only slightly. You’ll get your money’s worth here, folks, so don’t be shy. Continue reading →