Category Archives: 2018

Review: ‘Deadpool 2’ (rhymes with “wholly split-dolls”)

It’s more of the same and makes even less sense, but does it really matter? After going international and making bank taking down bad guys worse than himself, Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds) endures a personal tragedy and finds himself lacking direction. … Continue reading

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Review: ‘Ouija House’ (these movies are popular now, right?)

It’s one thing when characters make bad decisions; it’s another when the plot gives them no choice. As a young woman, Katherine (Tara Reid) used a Ouija board at an off-limits family property where a tragedy once occurred, barely escaping … Continue reading

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Review: ‘Maze Runner: The Death Cure’ (Maze Runner 3: The Apology)

No, it isn’t an actual cure for Death, but it is the end of the trilogy — yay! When we catch up to Thomas (Dylan O’Brien), he’s still trying to save as many of the immune children as he can … Continue reading

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Review: ‘A Quiet Place’ (Sounds Interesting)

Be vewwy vewwy quiet; they’re hunting you! Day 89. A family of five moves barefoot through an empty small town, making as little noise as humanly possible while collecting essentials. Society appears to have ground to a halt with walls … Continue reading

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Spoiler-free Review: ‘Avengers: Infinity War’ (it all comes down to this)

Will one mad titan have the stones to pull off remaking the universe in his own image? After ten years of Marvel Cinematic Universe films and planning, Thanos (Josh Brolin) at last makes his move to collect the six Infinity … Continue reading

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Review: ‘Rampage’ (insert coin for mindless fun)

Set ’em up, knock ’em down, bad guys lose, good guys win — cue raised eyebrow. George is a unique albino gorilla rescued from poachers by primatologist Davis Okoye (Dwayne Johnson), who not only raised George but taught him sign … Continue reading

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Review: ‘Game Night’ (playing for keeps with your peeps)

Never trust your players to stay on the map when they can’t see the edges. Max (Jason Bateman) and Annie (Rachel McAdams) are diehard gamers and life for “game night” competing with all their friends. Max’s brother Brooks (Kyle Chandler) … Continue reading

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