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- Review: ‘Life’ 2017 (Alien plus Gravity equals Meh)
- Review: ‘Beauty and the Beast’ 2017 (less beast, more explanation)
- Everyone’s A Critic: MST3K Takes On Death
- Review: ‘Logan’ (Days of Future Present)
- Review: ‘John Wick: Chapter 2’ (now you’ve gone and done it)
- Review: ‘John Wick’ (A Man of Focus)
- Review: ‘The Lego Batman Movie’ (Pew Pew Pew)
- Review: ‘Get Out’ (it’s not your imagination)
- sCryptDoctoring ‘Passengers’
- ‘La La Land’… No, Wait… ‘Moonlight’ Wins Best Picture Oscar
- Review: ‘Gods of Egypt’ (Alex Proyas becomes Uwe Boll)
- Review: ‘Split’ (Shyamalan Goes Two for Two)
- Oscar Nominations 2017 (Deadpool Snubbed!)
- Review: ‘Monster Trucks’ (vehicular tentacle fun)
- Review: ‘The Bye Bye Man’ (don’t think it, don’t say it, don’t diss it)
- Review: ‘Passengers’ (last starliner to Clarksville)
- Review: ‘Underworld: Blood Wars’ (the fan service sequel)
- Review: ‘Hidden Figures’ (numbers don’t lie but people do)
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Category Archives: 2017
Remember how you felt at the end of that 2001 Tim Burton remake of Planet of the Apes starring Mark Wahlberg? Onboard the International Space Station, a crew of six astronauts (Hiroyuki Sanada, Ryan Reynolds, Rebecca Ferguson, Jake Gyllenhaal, Olga … Continue reading
While interesting to see many plot holes filled in, a few choices contribute far too little: the pitfalls of remaking a classic. In a poor provincial French hamlet — a quiet village, some say — Belle (Emma Watson) and her … Continue reading
One of the best superhero films to date (that isn’t actually a superhero film). Once called “The Wolverine,” Logan (Hugh Jackman) isn’t doing so well. The bullet holes that once healed instantly take effort, thugs he used to wallop without … Continue reading
Baba Yaga returns… and the only ones happy about it are sitting in the audience. When last we left John Wick (Keanu Reeves), he came out of retirement to right a wrong… taking it up to the Gates of Hell … Continue reading
You deserve this today. Today, you deserve this. Somewhere in LEGOLAND, Gotham City is under attack by a consortium of villains led by the Clown Prince of Crime, The Joker (Zach Galifianakis)… but Batman (Will Arnet) isn’t exactly committal over … Continue reading
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you. Smitten with his girlfriend Rose (Allison Williams), Chris (Daniel Kaluuya) agrees to take off with her for the weekend to meet her parents. He has his reservations; Rose … Continue reading
Few with Dissociative Identity Disorder are actually a menace to anyone but themselves — making this is a misdiagnosis of the worst kind. Kevin (James McAvoy) has twenty-three separate identities, a condition being monitored by Dr. Karen Fletcher (Betty Buckley). … Continue reading