Category: 2023
Review: ‘Meg 2: The Trench’ (sea tour de farce)
Review: ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem’ (genuinely milking it)
Review: ‘Talk to Me’ (like mothers do)
Review: ‘Barbie’ (from stereotypical to existential crisis… and Ken)
Review: ‘Haunted Mansion’ 2023 (welcome, foolish movie goers)
Review: ‘Oppenheimer’ (destroyer of worlds)
Review: ‘Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One’ (Espionage on the Orient Express)
Review: ‘Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny’ (it’s about time)
Review: ‘Asteroid City’ (a very Wes Anderson film)
Review: ‘The Blackening’ (we can’t all die first)
Review: ‘Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse’ (go big or go home)
Review: ‘The Flash’ (spectacle, nostalgia, and apologies)
Review: ‘The Boogeyman’ (whatever it can)
Review: ‘The Little Mermaid’ 2023 (outspoken for)
Review: ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3’ (Road to Knowhere)
Review: ‘The Pope’s Exorcist’ (The Catholic Conjuring)