Category: Movie
Review: ‘Five Nights at Freddy’s’ (panic at the pizzeria)
Review: ‘The Exorcist: Believer’ (I don’t practice Santeria)
Review: ‘Killers of the Flower Moon’ (the impotence of being Ernest)
Review: ‘The Nun II’ (Some call me Maurice)
Review: ‘The Last Voyage of the Demeter’ (the vampire always knocks twice)
Review: ‘Meg 2: The Trench’ (sea tour de farce)
Review: ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem’ (genuinely milking it)
Review: ‘Talk to Me’ (like mothers do)
Review: ‘Barbie’ (from stereotypical to existential crisis… and Ken)
Review: ‘Haunted Mansion’ 2023 (welcome, foolish movie goers)
Review: ‘Oppenheimer’ (destroyer of worlds)
Review: ‘Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One’ (Espionage on the Orient Express)
Review: ‘Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny’ (it’s about time)
Review: ‘Asteroid City’ (a very Wes Anderson film)
Review: ‘The Blackening’ (we can’t all die first)
Review: ‘Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse’ (go big or go home)