Tag Archives: Chris Pratt

Review: ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2’ (Family First)

Paraphrasing from director James Gunn: if Vol. 1 was about finding your family, Vol. 2 is about holding it together. After completing a mission for The Sovereign, the Guardians of the Galaxy find themselves in hot water after Rocket (voice … Continue reading

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Review: ‘Passengers’ (last starliner to Clarksville)

An interesting narrative — strained by Titanic problems. On route to the planet Homestead II to begin a new life, Jim Preston (Chris Pratt) awakens on board the Starliner Avalon… ninety years too early. The generation ship isn’t equipped to … Continue reading

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Posted in 2016, Crypt, Movie, Review, reviews | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

Review: ‘The Magnificent Seven’ (2016) (brother, can you spare a villain?)

Seven heroes vs. half a bad guy; guess who’ll win. The small Midwest mining town of Rose Creek is under the thumb of Bartholomew Bogue (Peter Sarsgaard), a thin-skinned businessman who enjoys purchasing the loyalty of men… and destroying any … Continue reading

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Review: ‘Jurassic World’ (chaos theory still in effect)

Underdeveloped characters and a meandering middle act culminates into the ending we want to see, but is it worth the 3D ticket and a OMG super-theater sound system? Hells yeah. After the famous failure of John Hammond’s dinosaur park, the … Continue reading

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Posted in 2015, Crypt, Movie, Review, reviews | Tagged , , , , , | 1 Comment