Tag Archives: Colin Farrell

Review: ‘Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them’ (The Potterless World of Harry Potter)

Hint: they’re in his suitcase. You knew that, right? It’s going to be a very short textbook… Newt Something-Mander (Eddie Redmayne) arrives from London in 1926 New York City… by boat (no, really, because apparently floo-powder isn’t intercontinental). Decades before … Continue reading

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Review: ‘Total Recall’ (2012) (five potential remakes ridiculously rolled into one)

It’s one thing to remake a well-known sci-fi movie, but filmmakers should really hide their inspirations better if they intend to borrow from all of them. Welcome back to the future (no DeLorean required). In a world destroyed by chemical … Continue reading

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Review: ‘Fright Night’ (2011)

If the remakers of Conan the Barbarian wonder how the remake of Fright Night got it right, here’s a hint: it’s the writing, you fools. High school student Charley Brewster (Anton Yelchin) has hit the social jackpot. Abandoning his nerdy … Continue reading

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