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Review: ‘Underworld: Blood Wars’ (the fan service sequel)

Why can’t we quit you, Underworld? Every time fans try to escape this franchise, filmmakers go and do something cool. Selene (Kate Beckinsale) finds herself on the run once again from both Vampires and Lycans alike; the humans have wisely … Continue reading

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Review: ‘Underworld: Awakening’ (strobe lights, the movie)

Besides the fact most of the movie could trigger an epileptic seizure, someone seems to have left off the last ten-to-thirty minutes. After remaining inexplicably undiscovered to modern humankind after centuries of war, Vampires and Lycans find themselves being hunted … Continue reading

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Review: ‘Total Recall’ (2012) (five potential remakes ridiculously rolled into one)

It’s one thing to remake a well-known sci-fi movie, but filmmakers should really hide their inspirations better if they intend to borrow from all of them. Welcome back to the future (no DeLorean required). In a world destroyed by chemical … Continue reading

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