Tag Archives: Mark Wahlberg

Review: ‘Transformers: The Last Knight’ (and the last straw)

An exhaustive sensory assault held together by sugarless gum. Hey, kids: did you know Transformers had something to do with King Arthur and the Knights of the Round table? And Merlin looked a whole lot like Stanley Tucci? Flash forward … Continue reading

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Review: ‘Ted’ (a not-for-kids buddy flick with a bear to cross)

If you’ve ever put a Twisted Sister cassette into a Teddy Ruxpin or wished you could have, this movie is for you. At the tender age of boo-hoo-hoo, a friendless boy named John (Mark Wahlberg) makes a wish on a … Continue reading

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