Tag Archives: Matthew McConaughey

Review: ‘The Dark Tower’ (Enjoy the Apocalypse)

Dumbing down story complexities isn’t always the best idea… especially with your target audience in mind. Jake Chambers (Tom Taylor) has been having nightmares since the death of his father… but he knows they’re not nightmares. No one believes in … Continue reading

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Review: ‘Sing’ (a musical non-musical)

Illumination Entertainment brings down the house… er, theater. Buster Moon (voice of Matthew McConaughey) is the owner of an aging theater that’s seen better days. Desperate to keep it operating in spite of flailing ticket sales and disinterest, he conceives … Continue reading

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Review: ‘Kubo and the Two Strings’ (if you must blink, do it now)

Bet your origami can’t do this. Kubo (voice of Art Parkinson) provides for his sickly mother by telling stories in a local Eastern village, but he always returns to her before nightfall. When he accidentally misses the long-standing curfew, a … Continue reading

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Review: ‘Interstellar’ (Deus Ex Cinema)

Is Christopher Nolan becoming the new M. Night Shyamalan? Dust storms sweeping across the midplains are choking off civilization as crops are going extinct in a global blight. In this doomed future world, government education is pushing for more farmers … Continue reading

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