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MovieCrypt.com Review: Adam Green’s ‘Victor Crowley’ (Old School American Horror Ten Years Later)

This is not Hatchet IV, okay? Just… uh, actually — yeah, yeah it is. Final girl Andrew (Parry Shen with top billing, bitches!) was the only survivor found after the three-night massacre at Honey Island Swamp at the hands of … Continue reading

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MovieCrypt.com Review: Adam Green’s ‘Hatchet III’ (The Day After the Day After Old School American Horror)

You think we need a third one? You think we need a third one. Final girl Marybeth (still played by Danielle Harris) arrives at the New Orleans police station covered in blood, weapons, and carrying a scalp. While processing the … Continue reading

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MovieCrypt.com Review: Adam Green’s ‘Hatchet’ (Old School American Horror)

You will believe a first-time director with a $1 million budget can make a run-and-gun horror film on-location in Louisiana while ducking Hollywood unions. Bored with the drinking and bead-throwing of New Orleans Mardi Gras, Ben (Joel David Moore) seeks … Continue reading

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Merry MovieCrypt.com Christmas 2017!

A Christmas star, our Diehard diorama, and a sneak peak of 2018.

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MovieCrypt.com Halloween 2017 Clip Show!

31 videos promised; 31 videos delivered… even with recycled footage and highlights. See? You don’t have to watch them all — but you really should. Watch the entire playlist in one sitting! Fun for the entire undead family!

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Grim D. Reaper’s Halloween Highlights: Texas Ren Fest 2017

October 30th & 31st — Halloween-Sized Video! Lord Randolph was clever enough to negotiate my services this year for a little light Halloween heckling at the Texas Renaissance Festival. Chainmaille Fashions (shoppe #22) was the scene of the crime! Here … Continue reading

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The Lost Skeleton Gets Plugged

October 28th — Video #28. Dancing aliens, cheesy monsters, doing science, and of course: lost skeletons. Watch these classics for Halloween… or any time!

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