Tag Archives: Tony Todd

MovieCrypt.com Review: Adam Green’s ‘Victor Crowley’ (Old School American Horror Ten Years Later)

Posted on May 3, 2018 by

This is not Hatchet IV, okay? Just… uh, actually — yeah, yeah it is. Final girl Andrew (Parry Shen with top billing, bitches!) was the only survivor found after the three-night massacre at Honey Island Swamp at the hands of … Continue reading →

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MovieCrypt.com Review: Adam Green’s ‘Hatchet II’ (The Day After Old School American Horror)

Posted on May 1, 2018 by

It isn’t often a sequel picks up exactly where the last one left off; it’s even rarer when the story actually picks up there, too. After surviving a night of horror (wait: what?!), Marybeth (now played by Danielle Harris) escapes … Continue reading →

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MovieCrypt.com Review: Adam Green’s ‘Hatchet’ (Old School American Horror)

Posted on April 30, 2018 by

You will believe a first-time director with a $1 million budget can make a run-and-gun horror film on-location in Louisiana while ducking Hollywood unions. Bored with the drinking and bead-throwing of New Orleans Mardi Gras, Ben (Joel David Moore) seeks … Continue reading →

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Unrated Trailer: ‘Sushi Girl’ (served up cold and eaten raw)

Posted on February 28, 2012 by

Gotta love this cast: Tony Todd, James Duval, Noah Hathaway, Andy Mackenzie, Mark Hamill, and Cortney Palm. And can anyone tell me when Mark Hamill turned into Philip Seymore Hoffman? Holy morphing actors, Batman! Synopsis: Fish has spent six years … Continue reading →

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Review: ‘Final Destination 5’

Posted on August 31, 2011 by

The best all-around installment of the series (since the original) with an opening sequence that just misses rivaling the intro to the #2 freeway pileup. The scene: a parking lot where employees are gathering for a team-building retreat. Sam Lawton … Continue reading →

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