Author: Grim D. Reaper
Death is my middle name. π Reaping what Hollywood sows for MovieCrypt.com. HFCS, OFCS, π
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Review: ‘This Is The End’ (Hilarious Hell on Earth)
Grim D. Reaper: Rue Morgue Magazine Cover Model!
Review: ‘Fast and Furious 6’ (Longest. Runway. Ever.)
Crypt Revamp Completed; Prepare for a Film Review Onslought!
Grim D. Reaper’s Secret New Doctor Who Screentest!
We’re the Original Movie Crypt, and the Reaper is Coming for You
Our Apologies for Usurpers! Vagabonds! Thieves! And Yes, Even Knock-Offs!
Review: ‘Evil Dead’ (a squirm-worthy deadite gore fest)
This Way to Your Seat, Mr. Ebert
Review: ‘G.I. Joe: Retaliation’ (semi-mindless terrorist-killing fun)
Review: ‘Oz the Great and Powerful’ (Tinker, Munchkin, Monkey… Fly!)
Review: ‘The Call’ (an empowerment film with a case of sequelitis)
Review: ‘Frankenweenie’ (are all Tim Burton remakes doomed?)
Review: ‘Lincoln’ (aka The Quest for the 13th Amendment)
Review: ‘Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters’ (a confectionery covered in cheese)
Review: ‘Texas Chainsaw 3D’ (no, not the characters)