Author: Grim D. Reaper
Death is my middle name. ๐ Reaping what Hollywood sows for MovieCrypt.com. HFCS, OFCS, ๐
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Our Apologies for Usurpers! Vagabonds! Thieves! And Yes, Even Knock-Offs!
Review: ‘Evil Dead’ (a squirm-worthy deadite gore fest)
This Way to Your Seat, Mr. Ebert
Review: ‘G.I. Joe: Retaliation’ (semi-mindless terrorist-killing fun)
Review: ‘Oz the Great and Powerful’ (Tinker, Munchkin, Monkey… Fly!)
Review: ‘The Call’ (an empowerment film with a case of sequelitis)
Review: ‘Frankenweenie’ (are all Tim Burton remakes doomed?)
Review: ‘Lincoln’ (aka The Quest for the 13th Amendment)
Review: ‘Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters’ (a confectionery covered in cheese)
Review: ‘Texas Chainsaw 3D’ (no, not the characters)
Review: ‘Flight’ (Denzel’s after-school special)
Review: ‘Django Unchained’ (Western Tarantino Style)
Today’s Reaper Thing: Apocalypse Soon
Review: ‘The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey’ (Welcome back, Middle Earth)
Today’s Reaper Thing: Death and Politics