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MovieCrypt.com Review: Adam Green’s ‘Victor Crowley’ (Old School American Horror Ten Years Later)

This is not Hatchet IV, okay? Just… uh, actually — yeah, yeah it is. Final girl Andrew (Parry Shen with top billing, bitches!) was the only survivor found after the three-night massacre at Honey Island Swamp at the hands of … Continue reading

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MovieCrypt.com Review: Adam Green’s ‘Hatchet III’ (The Day After the Day After Old School American Horror)

You think we need a third one? You think we need a third one. Final girl Marybeth (still played by Danielle Harris) arrives at the New Orleans police station covered in blood, weapons, and carrying a scalp. While processing the … Continue reading

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MovieCrypt.com Review: Adam Green’s ‘Hatchet’ (Old School American Horror)

You will believe a first-time director with a $1 million budget can make a run-and-gun horror film on-location in Louisiana while ducking Hollywood unions. Bored with the drinking and bead-throwing of New Orleans Mardi Gras, Ben (Joel David Moore) seeks … Continue reading

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We’re the Original Movie Crypt, and the Reaper is Coming for You

We recently posted a bit about others online using “Movie Crypt” as their own title for sites and shows online. This was pointed out to us by a concerned minion who feared we were being unfairly copied; why couldn’t they … Continue reading

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Our Apologies for Usurpers! Vagabonds! Thieves! And Yes, Even Knock-Offs!

You know how things disappear on the internet? This won’t. It’s all right here, but it was misguided – not just a bit, but entirely. Any proper retraction should be in context, and the following quote is all of it … Continue reading

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